Bart Bruehler on Greek

"Greek is a crap shoot."
--remarking on one student's method for parsing verbs

On Schenck's Philosophy Class, submitted by Laura MacOwan

"I'm Ken the marker guy."--on the possibilities of a meaningful, existential life

"Hi there, Shalom"

"Let's poop out Mommy and Daddy"--I have no idea what was saying.

Thanks, Laura and Chrissy (Hostetler)

Ken Schenck, September 2006

I was sent these by email and asked to post them.

Dr. Schenck, I have been keeping close tabs on your more memorable quotes in Romans and Galatians class. Others have been pressing me to send them to you so that they will be posted. Here they are:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like roses,
and violets are...well I don't like 'em."

"The ABA is like putting brown swagger around the pill you want your dog to take."

"This verse is confusing to me....but so is laundry."

"The Jews own the movie theaters..." (under the heading of conspiracies Schenck doesn't buy)

Wilbur Williams Past

Steven Lowry remembered these Wilbur quotes:

"...when he died, he had 70 sons, he'd been busy his whole life"

"...sometimes we call it the toilet, it's where you go to toil."

Bud Bence, Spring 2005

"Epigones...basically if you run around and say 'Bence thinks this and Bence thinks that' you are just being another epigone. And I will pull you aside and have to say 'get off my epigones."

-Bud Bence's classic epigone lecture submitted by Mike Cline (take a semester of Greek to understand the pun)-

Wilbur Williams, OT Survey, Spring 2005

"Someone would have to be very undisciplined to have sex with an animal."
(in discussion of bestiality in Leviticus 18)

Ken Schenck, New Testament Survey, Spring 2005

"Does it really make sense to keep women out of leadership simply because they don't have an organ not particularly known either for its spirituality or good leadership?"

submitted by Scott Hendricks